This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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