who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
I love having hate sex.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
I made out with a guy dressed as the pdx airport carpet.
Portlandia didn't prepare you for that?
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
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