How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I was in the bathroom and heard my brother scream "YOU FAIL!!!", and I swear to GOD, I thought my penis was yelling at me.
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
Note to self: don't tell your girlfriends dad you can have his daughter in bed by ten and home by midnight. He doesnt find it funny
You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn't have predicted the housing crisis.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
tell me about the fingering
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