You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
Great parenting moment: noticing your kid is going to puke from gorging fish sticks and sending her outside. Then watching her puke on your dog.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
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