I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
Things i learned at work today: do not put mayonaise on a tattoo, it will get infected.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
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