turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
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