i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
Randomize
