Cold hands, warm shart.
Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
I can't trust your balls anymore.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
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