She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
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