Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
Did you finish that presentation yet?
No but don’t worry about it. I do my best work in the middle of the night. I’m like a hamster.
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
Randomize
