Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
I just had a horrible epiphany. I have fucked girls younger than Star Tours
This text was so worth waking up to
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
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