What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
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