Take 3 tylenol pms and try to whack off before you pass out. It's impossible.
Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
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