Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
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