Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
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the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
Upside of a two-day migraine: thanks to a prominent "E" in the middle of every pill, I think we can totally pass off Excedrine Migraine as ecstasy to stupid, drunk freshman. This is totally going to happen. That entrepreneurship course is paying off.
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
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