Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
I'm pretty sure the new "vibrating mascara" is just a disguised dildo for those of us who are too ashamed to purchase a real one.
Well, at least their eye lashes will look good while they masturbate shamefully.
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
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