Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
I puked a lego.
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
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