either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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