I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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