therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
Tequila is the liquid version of celery. I lose more calories during tequila drunk and the following sexual activities than I gain by drinking it...
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
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