I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
I accidentally requested the ides of march off instead of st patricks day. Is this an omen? will alcohol be my brutus?
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
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