Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
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