We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
ps if your frozen peas taste like crotch it's because some dude kicked me in the nuts while trying to do a keg stand and I needed an ice pack
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
I just got caught impersonating a t-Rex by my boss. Sadly he wasn't fazed by my behavior and acted like it was normal.
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
I lost the right to judge tonight
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
Randomize
