Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
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