No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
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