you really are a gigantic fucking slut.
sidenote: just remembered sarcasm does not translate through text
it's probably a bad thing that i wasn't even offended, huh?
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
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