yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
were you wearing a green and blue thong last night?
yes! wait why?
because i found it in my pocket this morning...
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
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