I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
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