OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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