So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
Con: they had to cauterize my wound twice. Pro: The docs agreed I'll be able to get really drunk tonight since I've lost so much blood.
sound pretty economical
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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