When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
I was trying to chase her off the carpet, but now there are figure-eights of cat vomit. everywhere
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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