Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
It's never too late to be topless.
I will come to your office dressed as a bloody mary, hug you then leave is that a good plan?
yes. bring a barf bucket too. just. in. case.
We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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