i can't believe i had my finger in that
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
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