He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
I just cut open the plastic package of a Plan B pill using the bottle opener I carry in my purse. #whyidrink
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
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