I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
Randomize
