oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
For future reference, when he drunkenly screams "YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL," he means that he's about to throw up. Invest in a bucket.
FUCK WHALES
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
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