I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
yeah, I said "hi, I'm the creepy old guy at the college bar" and she said that she like mature men, wasn't expecting that line to work
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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