Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
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