Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
I wish i was in the wii world.
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
My cleaning lady broke my bubbler. It's awkward between us now.
Why?
Because she knows I do drugs and I know she's a clumsy bitch.
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
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