So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
So basically, I've just woken up in another random bed and I go to get my pants and he's wearing them. Like my underwear is in them... What the fuck is wrong with my life?
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
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