Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
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