remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
How's work?
Spinning.
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
Also a shrinking boner emoji would be helpful
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
why is half of my head shaved?
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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