do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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