You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
So in the middle of making out, he decided to give me a breast exam. God I love dating a doctor. He saved me a $20 copay.
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
Randomize
