hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
You had me at "let me see your balls"
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
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