Dude i just want you to know that when i found you half your mustache was already gone. I didn't do it.
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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