K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
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