Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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