thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
Putting the hydrocodone in Pez dispensers. Do you want Speedy Gonzales or Darth Vader?
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
THAT BEAUTIFUL FACE AND HEAVENLY LIGHTING IS NOT HELPING THE NOT DEAD POINT HOW DO I NOT KNOW YOU ARE NOT TEXTING ME FROM THE AFTERLIFE
The after life smells like latex gloves and hand soap
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
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