i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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