do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
There were midgets. And vodka. If you don't appreciate the awesomeness of that sentence, read it again.
It looks like a tornado ripped through our living room and scattered clothes everywhere.
Count the bras. It was a category 3 whorenado ... I convinced the lesbians to come back to the apartment for a bottle of wine.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
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