does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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