Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
What have I told you about trying to use Jesus as your wingman?!
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
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