is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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