whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
Remember that night when i almost got you arrested? Is that funny yet?
I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
Being engaged is strange. I looked at my cock this morning and said, "we did alright these last 32 years, right?"
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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